Ditto Prize
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why do you like chicken?

I enjoy eating chicken because it tastes good.

Also, I’m not black. I’m super pale. Like seriously. The palest.

hahaha im losing followers by the dozen now

dittoprize:

this blog just reached 700 followers hahaha what the fuck

oh, no, nevermind. lost one. 699. carry on.

this blog just reached 700 followers hahaha what the fuck

conspicuouslad:

scootoaster:

Haha. Haaa… Now to get out of here; this is really cramped.

Surprise, bitch!

I bet you thought you saw the last of her!

Well you can fuck right off.

 Poof. 

Well that’s… that’s just surprising, honestly.

Poof.

Well that’s… that’s just surprising, honestly.

Maybe you're a recommended tumblog in the recommended blogs thingy on the sidebar?

Ditto Prize? A recommended tumblog in the recommended blogs thingy on the sidebar? Excuse me while I sarcastically laugh, at the same time reminiscing on how terrible this blog was in hindsight.

Alright, I need to ask. This blog is still dead, it’s likely gonna stay dead, and as far as I know I have given no evidence to the contrary.

So why then are there over a dozen people who just started following today, after months without getting any notes? Did I miss something? Did somebody falsely exclaim that this blog was giving away free ice cream on the corner of the street?

Tell old Granny Ditto. What’s got you people huddling over here, buttcheeks clenched so very tightly like the damn rapture’s started?

You have another follower. Ha! I don't even CARE if there's nothing here! What are you going to do about it, huh!?! You know maybe I should go back to sleep..

Go to bed before I do something we’ll both regret.

Cause I’d have to go to jail.

Again.